Kentucky Legislature Names Mullet Official State Haircut
LEXINGTON, KY--Kentucky Governor Billy Ray Stolting triumphantly signed into law today a bill that officially named the mullet as the State Haircut of Kentucky. Stolting elaborated upon his decision in an address to the media and a gathered crowd of mulleted supporters. "Mullets are dang fine haircuts," shouted Stolting as he worked the crowd, "They say business in front, party in back. Now get outta my way."
Outside political analysts are calling the move a coup and cited Stolting's staggering rise in popularity amongst Kentucky's crucial white trash community as proof. Stolting is even drawing praise from his detractors who are all but conceding his upcoming re-election. One such critic had this to say, "His administration in Kentucky has seen massive corruption and a state wide illiteracy rate of over 85%. But with this official mullet thing, ooooo-weeee he's been good for this state."
Above: Even Stolting's critics respect his cosmetological stance.
Actual Mullet "bagged" by Web Dog in Northern Virginia, October 2002. Location, Waterford, VA
Click to the right to received previously promosed Mullet Links
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